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I need food cause I’m dizzy xD

RJ knocked on the door politely, bracing himself for the fact that he was actually helping out his ex-husband with a bunch of children. It’s for Aiden, he told himself. And besides, Ianto doesn’t remember you, how bad could it be?

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Shiloh said he’s Aiden. This parenting thing is harder than I expected. At least all I have to do is say “shh” and the babies calm down.

Still have no word on TJ but I am not going to dare contact that rude woman again. I’m going to wait until she comes to me.

If you need any help just let me know, okay? Aiden can be a little…rambunctious. 

Actually, I’m very overwhelmed right now. Help would be lovely.

I’m on my way.

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Shiloh said he’s Aiden. This parenting thing is harder than I expected. At least all I have to do is say “shh” and the babies calm down.

Still have no word on TJ but I am not going to dare contact that rude woman again. I’m going to wait until she comes to me.

If you need any help just let me know, okay? Aiden can be a little…rambunctious. 

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So….how are you?

….I’ve been better, how about you?

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It wasn’t a pretty divorce, but no, I definitely don’t hate you. I don’t know if you hate me or not though. And yes, you’re engaged to TJ, and you’re both very lucky.

Well, I’m not one to hold grudges but who knows how I really feel. It’s nice to meet you….again. Thank you? I wish I knew him. This is going to be strange when he gets back from the store.

You’re welcome. And I’m sure you’ll know him soon enough, because you’ll either get your memory back or you’ll meet him again, too. And don’t worry, he loves you a lot, so it will be alright, even if it is strange.

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Which one is blake You’re a man. How do I have kids with a man? Did we adopt?

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Married? Ah, my mistake. Well, I would assume we’re not considering I am apparently engaged to this TJ Jack. Do we hate each other?

It wasn’t a pretty divorce, but no, I definitely don’t hate you. I don’t know if you hate me or not though. And yes, you’re engaged to TJ, and you’re both very lucky.

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Which one is blake You’re a man. How do I have kids with a man? Did we adopt?

He’s the littlest. And no, we didn’t. You had him. You have my DNA running through you and since I’m from the 51st century, I have the…

Okay, so I dated you then? This is confusing but it does help, thank you.

We were married, but we’re not anymore. You’re welcome.

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Which one is blake You’re a man. How do I have kids with a man? Did we adopt?

He’s the littlest. And no, we didn’t. You had him. You have my DNA running through you and since I’m from the 51st century, I have the ability to have children. Therefore, you do.

Okay….this is interesting. So, I am a hermaphrodite of sorts? When did I turn into one? Why is your DNA in me? Did I have all three of these babies? Hey, I have the ability to calm them by just saying shh. Its very interesting. And the teenage girl in the house….she’s mind too? She called me dad. It’s 2011 so I am 28…how do I have a teenage daughter? I was a virgin in my  early teens.

I wasn’t around for that part of your life so you’re going to have to ask the people that were.

Ianto, you’re like this because there’s another Jack who you used to be in a relationship with. You died a while back and he brought you back to life, and when he brought you back to life, some of his DNA got in you. And no, you didn’t have all of these babies. The teenage girl is Shiloh, and she’s your daughter with the Jack who brought you back to life. She’s a teenager because, well, she just kind of woke up as one one day. Aiden is our son, and I had him. You had Blake, who’s your son with TJ. I know it’s confusing, but I hope that helps you a little.

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Oh that’s just mean…

What’s mean? And how did I get a house…full of babies….

Yan…you better sit down.

I’m sitting….

Captain Jack Harkness is…well, he’s your boyfriend. Fiance, actually, last I heard. You have kids together, that’s why the house is full of adorable babies.

Stupid magical anons…

Oh no. Those kids belong to several versions of Captain Jack Harkness. Not just your fiance …

TJ’s right, there’s a handful of us. I’m the father of Aiden, one of the wonderful children in your house, but there are other Jack’s besides TJ and I.